Welcome to YouTube Blank!
You say you don’t have time to watch video? We’ve got you covered! YouTube Blank won’t show you any!
This goes along with our search engine that never works properly and never lets you find what you’re interested in.
This complements our Recommendations which wind up showing you videos you’ve created in case you never saw them or have developed memory loss in the interim.
And it goes well with the way we show you Subscriptions because we never, ever show you all the daily videos you’re Subscribed to.
YouTube Blank. Because we simply don’t give a fuck anymore.
So neither should you.
PS: For those who don’t understand, that’s an active blank YouTube screen I got moments ago. This is not the first time this has happened. YouTube search has always sucked. YouTube Recommended has always sucked. And they never show all the videos in my list of Subscriptions. What a goddammed racket they’re running! Does anyone at YouTube use their service at all?